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frozen looks gnarly as fuck

vodkacupcakes:

me on halloween

vodkacupcakes:

me on halloween

(Source: s-ensitivus, via cigarettesirens)

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

(via cigarettesirens)

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Answer

Answer

So how many of you are actually single right now?

proudtobeageek701:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

paintbrushstrokes:

reblog- single

like- taken

social experiment for tumblr :) 

single and ready to mingle

single and scared to mingle because I have the social skills of a rock

random activity

(Source: buttholemonsters, via marieisabiscuit)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick

(via pizza)

best-of-funny:

casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

X

best-of-funny:

casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

X

emisaurus314:

hot things to say during sex

  • frick yes
  • gosh dang
  • frick me harder
  • yowzah
  • frick yep
  • jebus frig
  • tongue punch my fart box
  • MTOEHR FR ICK

(Source: emisuarez314, via caterwocky)

i guess my blog is dead

i guess my blog is dead

(Source: lifehackable.com, via lifehackable)

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

(via caterwocky)

BLKKK SKKKN HEAD

BLACK SKIN HEAD IS SO AWESOME IT JUST MAKES YOU SO PUMPED, I WAS SHOWERING LISTENING TO IT AND IT GOT SO INTENSE I HEADBUTTED THE WALL GOD DAMN DOES ANYONE WANNA RUN A MILE OR 9 WITH ME